Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one
is blind and the other appears normal. A couple
of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He
sees the guys and decides to have compassion on
them.
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his
sight is restored. He touches the man in the
wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away.
He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, ‘Whoa,
God! I’m on workman’s comp!’

Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just
like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.

THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED “SLICK”

THAT COULD’NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK

HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS

BECAUSE OF A DRESS

AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.

Sent by Matthew

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

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