Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one
is blind and the other appears normal. A couple
of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He
sees the guys and decides to have compassion on
them.
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his
sight is restored. He touches the man in the
wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away.
He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, ‘Whoa,
God! I’m on workman’s comp!’

Prince William has been confirmed into the Church of England. Now, just
like his father, he must obey the nine commandments.

THERE ONCE WAS A RULER CALLED “SLICK”

THAT COULD’NT TAKE CONTROL OF HIS DICK

HIS LIFE BECAME A MESS

BECAUSE OF A DRESS

AND THE BUS FULL OF INTERNS TAKE SICK.

Sent by Matthew

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

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Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Nairobi, Kenya — A Kenyan doctor who removed a bean stuck in the ear of
a young girl forced it back when her parents said they couldn’t afford
the bill, local newspapers reported Wednesday.

The Daily Nation said the doctor successfully removed the bean from the
child’s ear and then presented the parents with a bill for $5.75.

When they said they did not have enough money, the doctor grabbed the
child, forced the bean back into her ear and ejected the family from his
workplace.

The Kenya Medical Association said it was investigating the incident.

There was a young woman named Dottie
Who said as she sat on the potty,
“It isn’t polite
To do this in sight,
But then, who am I to be snotty?”

“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.”

–Unknown

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